Top 5 Video Game Characters Who Could be a Badass President of the USA

Voting time is officially done in the good ol’ US of A and many are shitting themselves over a potential catastrophic event. Personally, I don’t care too much and I thought to myself “what characters could make pretty badass presidents,” so why not make it into a list for your amusement. Here are 5 characters who would make a badass president of the United States and here’s hoping Trump doesn’t fuck us all over in the long run. 

#5.  Cortana (Halo Series): Go play Halo 5 and you’ll understand. 

#4. Bowser (Super Mario Series): Bowser could potentially be a badass president of the United States, just look at him. Besides looking like a total badass, he can breathe fire and he has tons of loyal minions to do his bidding. Those Goombas are loyal as fuck. If Bowser wasn’t a good leader he wouldn’t have many minions following him into battle every single time making him an awesome choice for president.

#3. Juan Aguacate (Guacamelee!): Juan, a farmer turned into a badass luchador, fights the forces from Hell to save the world. Why wouldn’t you want a guy who can suplex his enemies to death? Think about it.

#2. Helena Douglas (Dead or Alive Series): She runs DOA Tech and everything involving the Dead or Alive fighting tournament, plus she can kick your ass in hand-to-hand combat making her the most badass woman who could eventually become president of the United States. Sadly enough, she isn’t even American, but who cares about such a rule anyways?!

#1. Big Boss (Metal Gear Series): Not only is he the most badass soldier known to man, but he is a damn good leader. He managed to get hundreds/thousands of soldiers to form up and make a super team of mercenaries that would make the A-Team look like a bunch of chumps. Not only is Big Boss the perfect candidate to take us to war…err I mean to take us to new heights as human beings. He inevitably gets cloned three times and one of those clones becomes fucking president of the United States himself! Those are some good potential presidential genes.